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The city of Ave Marie, Florida, is currently under construction, thanks to Tom Monaghan. All its citizens will adhere to strict traditional Catholicism. Graven images must be displayed on every lawn. Mass will be said daily in Latin. Lists will be kept of non-attendees. Heresies must be confessed weekly. No condoms will be sold or used within city limits. Meats must not be sold or consumed on Fridays. However, special dispensations will be given those who insist their pizza include sausage or pepperoni toppings.

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